Welcome to More Rugged Debris Removal
If you live in the Skowhegan area and need crap removed from your place, look no further than Magnum's More Rugged Debris Removal! Unlike some other debris removal companies, we have zero sex offenders on the crew guaranteed!
Services
Residential Junk Removal
We don't care if it's a coffee cup, rotting pallets, a bag of dog shit, or 6 rooms in an abandoned house! If you got it, we'll show up in a big ass truck and trailer and haul that shit off for 10 bucks, flat rate!
If you live in a cawd awful pig pen, ask about our 100% Ume based cleaning service. A small additional fee applies.That's right folks. For 25 bucks, this bitch will show up dressed as a pig themed Japanese maid and insult you until you clean up your damn mess. Then we'll haul away the trash.
Do we recycle? You bet your ass we do. We carefully sort through everything we receive. Some of it we throw away, some of it we sell, some of it we keep, hell we burn a bunch of that shit!
Commercial Debris Cleanup
Yeah cawkhead! All that shit we do for people's homes, you better believe we do that for businesses only more, better, and more expensive! No job too big, 20 bucks flat rate! You're a business, you can afford it.
Construction Site Clearance
Construction stuff? Girls don't know about that. Good thing we got some big tough men who'll show up on a Lull and grab all that stuff. Hell, we'll take shit you're still using! We don't give a fawk.
Frequently Asked Questions
"Thank cawd I found More Ruggeder Debris Removal because let me tell you, Rugged Debris Removal didn’t even respond to me. They didn’t do SHIT. So I trotted my ass up there in person and demanded that fat short fuck that runs the place removes my debris. lo and behold, the man was LIVING in debris. Presumably collected from the houses he pillaged. I asked for a quota and the orc working there giggled and said he’d give me a discount on account of my ownership of a Miss Vagina, leaving my quota a grand total of $30,000. So i paid up, and the ogre fled the state and was later caught on To Catch A Predator. Didn’t even take my debris with him.
Appalled, I went to More Ruggeder Debris Removal and guess what. The guy working there? NOT a bald fat pedophile. Five stars. He still stole 30 grand from me tho but at least he wasn’t a pervert about it.“
-satisfied customer
All I had to do was send them a picture of my debris, my literal debris and they gave me a qoute. Before I knew it they were reet here cleaning me out. By the time they left the place was spotless and smelling faintly of Pine Sol. I'm hiring them again to service my mawm.
-yet another satisfied customer
Contact us
Contact us today to schedule your debris removal service and say goodbye to clutter!
Location
More Rugged Debris Removal
Skowhegan, Maine, United States
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